Mercury Retrograde Excuse Generator - Web App

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Mercury Retrograde Excuse Generator

Mercury Retrograde Excuse Generator ☿

Blame the cosmos for all your earthly problems!

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Mercury Retrograde Bingo

Mark each retrograde mishap as it happens. Get 5 in a row to claim Mercury Retrograde Bingo!

About Mercury Retrograde

Mercury retrograde is an optical illusion where the planet Mercury appears to move backward in its orbit. In astrology, this period is often associated with communication issues, technology problems, travel delays, and general chaos.

While there's no scientific evidence that Mercury retrograde causes problems on Earth, it has become a popular scapegoat for when things go wrong. This generator creates tongue-in-cheek excuses blaming Mercury retrograde for everyday mishaps.

2024 Mercury Retrograde Dates:

  • December 13, 2023 - January 1, 2024 (in Sagittarius/Capricorn)
  • April 1 - April 25, 2024 (in Aries)
  • August 5 - August 28, 2024 (in Leo/Virgo)
  • November 26 - December 15, 2024 (in Sagittarius)

This app is for entertainment purposes only. The cosmos are not responsible for your missed deadlines!

☿ Mercury Retrograde Excuse Generator © 2024 ☿

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